Long Ago Lyrics

Whooo hoo Cindy and Scott are newley-weds Whoop-Ee-Doo He loves her, but she loves this guy,(right over here) And he loves somebody else - You just can't win. And so it goes until...Read Full Lyrics

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign ...Read Full Lyrics

Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't I hear Beth callin' me? Why can't I be the one to make Sara smil...Read Full Lyrics

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning P...Read Full Lyrics

Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my c*** at a medium ...Read Full Lyrics

(A. Sandler) Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona. Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona. Hey Masturbata!! ...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen Transcribed by a fan M1: "hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] M2: "whoa,do...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the tv It's not even on, but there is plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight-mailed me I'm fuckin' wasted It...Read Full Lyrics

Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. Brush your teeth, q-tip your ear, Take off your sister's ne...Read Full Lyrics

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your m...Read Full Lyrics