Medium Pace Lyrics

(A. Sandler) Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona. Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona. Hey Masturbata!! ...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen Transcribed by a fan M1: "hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] M2: "whoa,do...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the tv It's not even on, but there is plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight-mailed me I'm fuckin' wasted It...Read Full Lyrics

Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. Brush your teeth, q-tip your ear, Take off your sister's ne...Read Full Lyrics

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your m...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel [silverware clicking] M1: "can you pass the beats please? " F...Read Full Lyrics

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?" [Student: Whis...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help y...Read Full Lyrics

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my sea...Read Full Lyrics

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girl...Read Full Lyrics