Mr. Bake-O Lyrics

Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. Brush your teeth, q-tip your ear, Take off your sister's ne...Read Full Lyrics

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your m...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel [silverware clicking] M1: "can you pass the beats please? " F...Read Full Lyrics

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?" [Student: Whis...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help y...Read Full Lyrics

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my sea...Read Full Lyrics

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girl...Read Full Lyrics

Oh say I can't see Where the hells my visine And my eye sights not to keen I hope your not driving Who's fat sacka and new pipe We get fucked up all night And the weed is not stale...Read Full Lyrics

You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny! Didn't look it Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for...Read Full Lyrics

My mom bought you when I was just 13, The brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout....Read Full Lyrics