I was sure that you'd love me
To that hope, I did cling
'Cause I'm... Richard the third
And... Everybody loves a king!
Thought I did a good job
Why do you disagree?
There's a lot ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
We're the pilgrim fathers
You may have heard rather
A lot 'bout our notions
Crossing the ocean
On the good ship Mayflower
But it's true our journey
Turned into quite a commotion.
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths
They're funny 'cause they're true (Woo!)
Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths
Hope next time it's not you! (He Heeeee~)
Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths
Hope next...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
I'm sure you've heard the Stone Age occurred,
For two and a half million years.
But there's more of Stone Age to engage,
Than maybe it first appears.
Dinosaurs, Neanderthals,
Let'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
We are the suffragettes,
Think you know some fierce girls?
You ain't heard nothing yet.
A lass called Milli Fawcett founder of our cause,
Started the battle for our rights
Argued ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
I took the throne of England
Just 'cause I was protestant
A German prince whose English stank,
King George number one
I like to argue, now that's clear
Especially with my father ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Lucrezia, Giovanni,
Gioffre and Cesare
Italian barmy army,
The Borgia Family
Our daddy was Rodrigo
I had a monstrous ego
Where he makes trouble we go
The Borgia Family
Our tale b...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Well, I'm a real life cowboy
Just a quiet, humble fella
That's what we're like
Apart from Mike
Yeah, I'm more of a yeller!
Sing songs to pass the evenings
And because it soothes t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Welcome to our monastery
Please have a chair
Good to see you monks
So deep in prayer
Once the praying's finished
Your chores must be done
The main rule of a good monk's life is no ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Anyone whose lived around these parts,
Or ever knew'd us,
Is well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors.
My Grandad Henry Seventh,
He beat King Richard,
That's him ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories