Maybelline Lyrics

Let's talk about bad words...OK where was I?When I was this little kid you see(Hey man)I used to impress all my older friends(Hey man look at me)By saying bad words(Look at me man ...Read Full Lyrics

Wait for me...Let's not talk about how my best friendHe's not my friend anymoreLet's not go to where he worksHe doesn't work anymoreHe's got a spoon and some silverwareNow that guy...Read Full Lyrics

Let's go for a rideDance, step, watch me slideBullies go run and hideLet's go for a rideYou are a toolYou are a toolYou are a toolLet's go for a rideDance, step, watch me slideBull...Read Full Lyrics

Now that it's overHere's a bone, roverWhat are you? (Ya stinker)What are you? (Ya stinker)Now that was nothin'So go for somethin'What are you? (Ya stinker)What are you? (Ya stinker...Read Full Lyrics

I hear you talkin' bout something babyYou can't buy the storeYou got to go down to her bodyShe ain't a whoreAhh-ahhhh (x2)My name is PebblesLet me take you by the handHere's someth...Read Full Lyrics

A-here he comesThe weak ass superheroHe cannotLift a finger(Just lift a goddam finger)Let me go!(There's Krypto-nite in his blood)Let me go!(There's Krypto-nite in his blood)So lon...Read Full Lyrics

Grabbed a bull by the hornsDidn't know it had thornsI am (the thumbmaster)I am (the thumbmaster)Grabbed a bull by the hornsDidn't know it had thornsI am (the thumbmaster)I am (the ...Read Full Lyrics

I was 19 when Shandy cameAnd no one seemed to like her nameBut I heard it in a song and I thought it sounded so sweetNow she's 9 years old and all arms and legs Follows me everywhe...Read Full Lyrics

There ain't no wings on a pachyderm, you're too fat to flyThere ain't no wings on a barnyard pig, you're too fat to flyAnd there ain't no wings on your big ass and there ain't no w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a D-R-U-N-K S-O-B tonightDrinking T-E-Q-U-L-I-A and M-I-double-L-E-R's LiteAnd my Ex W-I-F-E kicked my A-double-S O-U-TAnd now I'm just a D-R-U-N-K S-O-BWell, I'm a D-R-U-N-K S...Read Full Lyrics