Velvet Touch Lyrics

Let's go for a rideDance, step, watch me slideBullies go run and hideLet's go for a rideYou are a toolYou are a toolYou are a toolLet's go for a rideDance, step, watch me slideBull...Read Full Lyrics

Now that it's overHere's a bone, roverWhat are you? (Ya stinker)What are you? (Ya stinker)Now that was nothin'So go for somethin'What are you? (Ya stinker)What are you? (Ya stinker...Read Full Lyrics

I hear you talkin' bout something babyYou can't buy the storeYou got to go down to her bodyShe ain't a whoreAhh-ahhhh (x2)My name is PebblesLet me take you by the handHere's someth...Read Full Lyrics

A-here he comesThe weak ass superheroHe cannotLift a finger(Just lift a goddam finger)Let me go!(There's Krypto-nite in his blood)Let me go!(There's Krypto-nite in his blood)So lon...Read Full Lyrics

Grabbed a bull by the hornsDidn't know it had thornsI am (the thumbmaster)I am (the thumbmaster)Grabbed a bull by the hornsDidn't know it had thornsI am (the thumbmaster)I am (the ...Read Full Lyrics

I was 19 when Shandy cameAnd no one seemed to like her nameBut I heard it in a song and I thought it sounded so sweetNow she's 9 years old and all arms and legs Follows me everywhe...Read Full Lyrics

There ain't no wings on a pachyderm, you're too fat to flyThere ain't no wings on a barnyard pig, you're too fat to flyAnd there ain't no wings on your big ass and there ain't no w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a D-R-U-N-K S-O-B tonightDrinking T-E-Q-U-L-I-A and M-I-double-L-E-R's LiteAnd my Ex W-I-F-E kicked my A-double-S O-U-TAnd now I'm just a D-R-U-N-K S-O-BWell, I'm a D-R-U-N-K S...Read Full Lyrics

Lovin' you is like fryin' bacon nekkidWoah, you tempt me darlin', then you torture meLovin' you is like fryin' bacon nekkidAnd that's a how I feel when you get through with meLord ...Read Full Lyrics

She's a gone back to whorin, that's what I heardShe's somewhere snorin, With some old rich birdYou know the things that I gave her, must a got kinda borinLast that I heard she done...Read Full Lyrics