Missing You Lyrics

Tonight, I'm sittin' watchin', old home videos, Wonderin' what to keep, and what to throw away, 'Cause when you left, you left 'em with me, And I think I've solved the mystery O...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a mean lean lovin' machine with a couple'a rusty cogs, Me dipstick's dribblin' ol' sump oil and me rear end's up on blocks, I got a crank start every mornin', oh, but I still d...Read Full Lyrics

He was big for his age from way outback, Strong as an ox but thick as a plank And he couldn't stop wankin' no matter how hard he tried, Well the truth of the matter he didn't try a...Read Full Lyrics

Well welcome vicar we'd heard they'd sent a new bloke into town, Strange what happened to the last vicar after the time he come Around, And they reckon we was the last to see him...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 There's an uptown party on tonight that we're invited to All the jet-set people there with the finest wine and food Sip some champagne, snort some coke and maybe swim so...Read Full Lyrics

Tears and snot, and lots and lots Of soggy soggy tissues, Careful now, just where you walk, Or they'll stick to your new shoes, My heart has kicked the shit from it, It's broken an...Read Full Lyrics

Hello operator, I'd like to make a call, could I have four double seven three one zero four I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that number once again? Four double seven three one ze...Read Full Lyrics

I've come to the conclusion, 'cause I get around a bit, That half of what you read is bull and the other half's all shit, And the truth is really nothin' like what you've probably ...Read Full Lyrics

She said thank you For the brand new super duper dildo Super duper dildo You say that it's the biggest one they had Super duper dildo Well I'm pmt and if that's meant for me Then t...Read Full Lyrics

Verse School holidays were draggin' on He was gettin' really bored And his Mum had started poppin' pills She was climbin' up the walls So when he asked her could he go across The ...Read Full Lyrics