Mission Statement Lyrics

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say [deep breathing] Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very bes...Read Full Lyrics

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by But a paper caught my eye And I learned a fe...Read Full Lyrics

Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building I saw he...Read Full Lyrics

Here's a llama There's a llama And another little llama Fuzzy Llama Funny Llama Llama Llama duck Llama llama Cheesecake llama Tablet, brick, potato, llama Llama llama mushroom lla...Read Full Lyrics

There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive.....Read Full Lyrics

"Living With a Hernia" Written by 'Weird Al' Yankovic Help me out! Dig! All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trouse...Read Full Lyrics

I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passsed at the institute Now I'm tryi...Read Full Lyrics

You gotta keep 'em separated You like the latest fashions You'd like to keep 'em clean You take a trip every week to the laundromat Throw a load in the washing machine But if you...Read Full Lyrics

La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you 'Samatta you...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:] One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an...Read Full Lyrics