Who's that waddlin' down the street?
It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial vi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Sometimes I really want to be alone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
(Germ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho
Three days sin...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no moreEver since she saw his poster in that record storeShe says the way he grinds his molars is really sexyShe thinks he's so darn dysfunct...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
A man of intrigue He lives for the thrillAlways has places to go And people to killDanger is the game he playsAnd he holds every card'cause if you wanna winYou gotta spy hardA man ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You know my baby likes burping.You know my baby's kinda nauseating.[burps]My little vulgar one is so gross,'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes[burps]And out in publ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Now you won't find me braggin''Bout my big green station wagon,Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'.Everybody knows that I wouldn't dareMatch my wits with a red Corvair,A...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
When we were young Bernie's deli was down the block.He made a great liver pate (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)But if there's one thing in this world that I like...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins]I had a pizza, All covered with cheese.I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,Stuck it back in the freeze.Look at my crust now,See what...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oy! Oy!Down on the street they got bagels.And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox.Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurstNot in the mood for Jack-In-The-BoxOy vey!We gonna schlepp o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic