Grapefruit Diet Lyrics

Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germ...Read Full Lyrics

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho Three days sin...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no moreEver since she saw his poster in that record storeShe says the way he grinds his molars is really sexyShe thinks he's so darn dysfunct...Read Full Lyrics

A man of intrigue He lives for the thrillAlways has places to go And people to killDanger is the game he playsAnd he holds every card'cause if you wanna winYou gotta spy hardA man ...Read Full Lyrics

You know my baby likes burping.You know my baby's kinda nauseating.[burps]My little vulgar one is so gross,'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes[burps]And out in publ...Read Full Lyrics

Now you won't find me braggin''Bout my big green station wagon,Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'.Everybody knows that I wouldn't dareMatch my wits with a red Corvair,A...Read Full Lyrics

When we were young Bernie's deli was down the block.He made a great liver pate (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)But if there's one thing in this world that I like...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins]I had a pizza, All covered with cheese.I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,Stuck it back in the freeze.Look at my crust now,See what...Read Full Lyrics

Oy! Oy!Down on the street they got bagels.And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox.Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurstNot in the mood for Jack-In-The-BoxOy vey!We gonna schlepp o...Read Full Lyrics

Gee, I'm a nerdSeen each Star Trek 80 timesMemorized each wordHome alone...On Friday nightsBut I got 8 gigabytesLeft on my hard driveI'm hooked as I can getInto the internetMaybe y...Read Full Lyrics