Money Song Lyrics

O Lord please don't burn us, don't grill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock. Don't braise or bake or boil us or stir fry us in a wok. Oh pleas...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: the most interesting thing about king charles I is that he was 5'6" TALL AT THE START OF HIS REIGN, BUT ONLY 4'8" tall at the end of it... Because of... Oliver Cromwell, Lo...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the worl...Read Full Lyrics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away. Sit on my f...Read Full Lyrics

I want another slice of rhubarb tart I want another lovely slice I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart A what-ba...Read Full Lyrics

Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam! Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!) Love...Read Full Lyrics

Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m, Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam, Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am, Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am, Spa-A-A-A-A-A-A-Am, Spa-A-A-A-A-A-A-Am, Lovely spam, lovely spam, Lovely spam...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Tid: Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions for The design of this-- Gumbys: Up there!... Mr. Tid: Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions for The design of this-- Gumbys...Read Full Lyrics

I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill Slyly eyeing his upper nostril If he jumps inside there too I really won't know what to do I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo A nas...Read Full Lyrics

The Background to History, Part iv Prof. Jones: Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough tea...Read Full Lyrics