Moonshine And Mountain Dew Lyrics

It takes guts to mount up On the back of a big cus Getting tore up from the floor up I'm gonna push my luck Pull the gate and try to make 8 on an earthquake high stakes That makes...Read Full Lyrics

Release all your darken wishes Love ain't what Christ Preaches Fill your heart with world's sacred fear Nothing Else could be as real Come on be the martyr of my Pain Live in Hope...Read Full Lyrics

Roll Jordan Roll, roll Jordan, roll I want to go to heaven when I die To hear Jordan roll (roll, roll, roll) 2x Now brother, you ought to been there Yes, my Lord A sitting in the ...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome To The Bottom Of My Pants Eat My asshole Shitting Out A Turkey Leg In France Heres 5 Dollars I'm A Nasty Dirty Little s*** Hey I Hear Ya We're All Bleeding Here's A Bagel ...Read Full Lyrics

My Pants Is Tight And My Balls Is Long My O Is Itchin From This Camel Hair Thong My Legs Is Sweaty And My Mind Is Too Skip Skiffington Is The Last Angry Jew My Hands Is Hairy And M...Read Full Lyrics

Lets Get In The Van Go To Molly Browns I've Been Saving Money For A Month If They Close It Down We'll Start A Riot Their Damn Atm Charges Ten Dollars Mystical Vaginas Are In My F...Read Full Lyrics

You Thought It Was A Toothbrush But It Was A Flashlight Broke Out All Your Teeth In The Middle Of The Night When I Was A Boy When I Was A Man Supercalaspacteoneunifonican Eating I...Read Full Lyrics

The A Train Never Stops And I Am Headed For Your Hole I'd Be So Lucky If I Could Cream In Your asshole There's So Much shit That We Could Make Each Other Do I'd Rather fuck Your as...Read Full Lyrics

Listen Up motherfucker I Got Something I Need To Say If You don't Use Mammal Sauce You Might As Well Be gay I Feel It Running Through My Viens I Feel It Running Through My Eyes You...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Indignant Erection Why Must You Be So Brash Lets Play Twister With Wesson Oil Amd A Meat Cork For Your Ass Have You Ever Felt A Meat Cork Plunge You Like A Barium Enema Mass In...Read Full Lyrics