Oh Mom... Lyrics

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?" [Student: Whis...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help y...Read Full Lyrics

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my sea...Read Full Lyrics

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girl...Read Full Lyrics

Oh say I can't see Where the hells my visine And my eye sights not to keen I hope your not driving Who's fat sacka and new pipe We get fucked up all night And the weed is not stale...Read Full Lyrics

You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny! Didn't look it Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for...Read Full Lyrics

My mom bought you when I was just 13, The brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout....Read Full Lyrics

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding, fries are done. Ding, f...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, tim herlihy, and steve koren Russel: [shouting] "come on robert! pitch it in there, baby! we're behind you here in right field! one down!...Read Full Lyrics

So many presents, So little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don...Read Full Lyrics