Rat Fink Lyrics

Plan ahead! Plan ahead! That's what the wise man said. Success is hard to win, but you can win it If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary Preparations an...Read Full Lyrics

Pop Hates The Beatles My daughter needs a new phonograph. She wore out all the needles. Besides, I broke the old one in half. I hate the Beatles. She says they have a Liverpool bea...Read Full Lyrics

As the clock struck twelve that fateful night In the town of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers were sound asleep, of course. From beneath their windows came a noise That almost bro...Read Full Lyrics

Oh wait, wait wait, not , wait a minute! Hold it, I just wanna borrow some water. That's not water, that's scotch. It's almost water. You remember 'near beer'? This is 'near wa...Read Full Lyrics

You made the coat and vest Should fit me the best. You sewed the buttons strong. But Sam, you made the pants too long. Far from the Bronx I flew, Around the world to you, '...Read Full Lyrics

(Hello?) Is this 418-9749? (Speaking.) Sarah? (Yeah.) Sarah Jackman, Sarah Jackman, How's by you? How's by you? How's by you the family? How's your sister Emily? She's nice too. S...Read Full Lyrics

Once I had a secret code, Where A was B, and B was G. G was K, and K was J; And J was M, and M was P. V was X, and X was V, And U was I, and I was U. 87 stood for Z, And 2 f...Read Full Lyrics

I sell a line of plastics And I travel on the road And I have a case of samples Which believe me is a load Every night a strange cafe A strange hotel and then Early in the morning ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh salesmen come and salesmen go And my best one is gone I know And if he don't come back to me I'll have to close the factory Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care Gimme Jack C...Read Full Lyrics

+Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow, Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide. So wherever she wheels i...Read Full Lyrics