I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How does that make y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna
Never gonna stop, eat it...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Beverly
Beverly Hillbillies
Huh, now lookie here people
Listen to my story
A little story 'bout a man named Jed
You know something?
That poor mountaineer
They say he barely kept ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
We must all efficiently
Operationalize our strategies
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exception...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung
This is what I hear him say
[deep breathing]
Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very bes...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
I was only passin' by
But a paper caught my eye
And I learned a fe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw he...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy Llama
Funny Llama
Llama Llama duck
Llama llama
Cheesecake llama
Tablet, brick, potato, llama
Llama llama mushroom lla...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
There's something weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive.....Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
"Living With a Hernia"
Written by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Help me out! Dig!
All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trouse...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic