My Book Lyrics

(heaton/rotheray) I wasn't sure if it was marx or hitler that was in this year I hadnt been to brighton for a while so it wasn't too clear So imagine my surprise when I opened my e...Read Full Lyrics

There he stood, gun in hand At the door, the day she chose to leave Half of him stood comforting The other half that couldn't quite believe Believe that she had left him Believe th...Read Full Lyrics

Old Red eyes is back Red from the night before the night before Walked into the wrong bar walked into a door Old Red's in town And sitting late at night he doesn't make a sound Jus...Read Full Lyrics

(Kilvington / Greaves) He picks up the pieces Of long gone days Of old fashioned people And old fashioned ways He picks up the pieces Where nothing remains And puts them away 'Til...Read Full Lyrics

Like the toupee on a fading fame The final whistle in a losing game Thick lipstick on a five year old girl It makes you think it's a plastic world A plastic world and we're all pla...Read Full Lyrics

I once had a friend who I loved from my heart But I went on and left her 'fore I'd made a start Now I'm moaning the blues like the rest of the charts Take me back So I'll cry with ...Read Full Lyrics

She's a Perfect 10 But she wears a 12 Baby, keep a little 2 for me She could be sweet 16 Bustin' out of the seams It's still love in first degree When he's at my gate With a big fa...Read Full Lyrics

You request pollard and you get pollard You ask for pollard and you get pollard You plead for pollard and you get pollard You get down for pollard and you get pollard You get down ...Read Full Lyrics

Is it Cologne with it's great cathedral? Milan with it's glamour and it's pace? London with it's river and it's bridges? Lisbon with it's beauty and it's grace? Funny looking buse...Read Full Lyrics

(heaton/rotheray) Here comes pockets His trousers hold a thousand deadly sins The maddest things we ever found in bins He clutches them and looks at you and grins Here comes pocke...Read Full Lyrics