My Girlfriend's Dead Lyrics

I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check. I'm a gonna buy you lots of food. I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head. I'm a gonna be laid up for good. My neck, my back. My neck and m...Read Full Lyrics

This is my special moment Don't question me or disagree I know that I have earned this Damn it I deserve this Do not fuck with me it's my special time And I'll seize this opportun...Read Full Lyrics

Hey buddy how you doin' today? Thanks a lot buddy, man, I'm doin' ok. How bout you, you doin' all right? Well I got into a fight my girl left last night. That's rough, guy, what wa...Read Full Lyrics

The city council met last night; the vote was one to six Denying access to our town by tv's G. E. Smith The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen She dreamed that ugly ...Read Full Lyrics

This is going to be the best Christmas ever. Everything this year's been a disaster But I won't let it bother me at all Nothing's going to bring me down, It's Christmas and I'm pl...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call I'll see you on Sunday Good-bye, I love you. But, If this is you, You can suck my tick! If it's my b...Read Full Lyrics

Medium cheese, She's glad to take my order Long long way From that lao-viet border She fled the jungle The evil viet cong, pizza tran Orange county Is where you belong Two long we...Read Full Lyrics

Some people are bad and they don't give a damn What they do or who they hurt. They go through their lives and don't apologize For the shit that they've disturbed. But they don't bo...Read Full Lyrics

Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never trust a man with a butt Broom on his face It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down The Source of all your problems...Read Full Lyrics

Play that country tuba, cowboy. Play that country tuba, cowboy. Play that country tuba, play that country tuba. Play that country tuba, cowboy. Well musicians' stories have made ...Read Full Lyrics