My Old Friend Lyrics

I'll tell you right nowWe thought that up firstIt was our idea, and they got famous for itIt's happened before, and I bet it will happen againJust you watchYears from nowEveryone w...Read Full Lyrics

Trust me when I say, "There's nothing quite like Jell-O", kidIt's the best advice you'll ever get.Now leave me alone....Read Full Lyrics

Black as the night and fast as lightning!Hotter than the light of the sun!Sleek as a cat and bold like a lion!When kit's coming for you, you'd better be on the run!Knight Rider! Ri...Read Full Lyrics

It is the nightMy body's weakI'm on the runNo time to sleepI've got to rideRide like the windTo be free againWait a minute!Ride like the wind?Yeah right, that guy rides more like a...Read Full Lyrics

"Mom and Dad buy me everythingI've got no worries, but lots of thingsAll I do all day is whineUntil I get what's rightfully mine"I love livin' in the suburbsI love livin' in the su...Read Full Lyrics

Can you believe these idiots? Look at all these chumps!They actually like our "music"!Man if this continues for a little longer,We're gonna be rich!I say we make some t-shirts and ...Read Full Lyrics

We'll be back, Chumps...If yer lucky.We'll be back, Chumps...If you all play nice.We'll be back, Chumps...In your dreams, fatso!We'll be back, Chumps...Count your blessings.We'll b...Read Full Lyrics

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I was walking down the hall looking at the carpet one day and I thought,"Hey, what if I was a carpet? I think I'd be pretty angry!"I really feel sorry for carpetsThey get get walke...Read Full Lyrics