Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you
The most horrifying film to hit the screen
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop
And he hacks up two or three in every ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really s***
She thinks he's so darn dysfu...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How does that make y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna
Never gonna stop, eat it...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Beverly
Beverly Hillbillies
Huh, now lookie here people
Listen to my story
A little story 'bout a man named Jed
You know something?
That poor mountaineer
They say he barely kept ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
We must all efficiently
Operationalize our strategies
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exception...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung
This is what I hear him say
[deep breathing]
Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very bes...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
I was only passin' by
But a paper caught my eye
And I learned a fe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw he...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy Llama
Funny Llama
Llama Llama duck
Llama llama
Cheesecake llama
Tablet, brick, potato, llama
Llama llama mushroom lla...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic