National Asspull Day Lyrics

everything you love destroyed if it brings you joy tainted welcome your new overlords...Read Full Lyrics

so quick to say i shouldn't judge you because you claim i don't know you when i know everything about you because you announce it for all of us to hear for people with no genuine e...Read Full Lyrics

nothing is as good as you remember, don't you know that yet? anything's better than here and now you thought that back then too a decade of disappointment you've lived and you don'...Read Full Lyrics

she couldn't find anything to be offended by today so she made something up off the top of her head little did she know the deity I sacrificed her to was also made up off the top o...Read Full Lyrics

we're not young we're not old we're on the porch screaming at those damn kids and their great grandparents to get off the fucking planet not sure who's death I look forward to more...Read Full Lyrics

Joanna Angel's prude evil twin saw fit to open her whore mouth again and by the hair on my chinny chin chin if justice existed her skull would cave in she's got a problem with "dam...Read Full Lyrics

one more guilt tripone more guilt tripone more guilt tripone more guilt trip...Read Full Lyrics

yeah cunt, I heard everything I can lon longer hold in my lighter at the thought of you hitchhiking all the way up north and winding up in a trunk and how you like getting thrown f...Read Full Lyrics

jessica chobot walking the streets looking for a job I kick her in the face and say "that's for Ryan Dunn" morgan webb is panicked she just pissed her pants "how will I hide the fa...Read Full Lyrics

Defective birth You're a walking neurosis Zack Morris you'll never fucking be Imaginary friends created by others will lead you to your only real friends...and then drive you away ...Read Full Lyrics