Nerd Rock Lyrics

I'm gonna be a big rock star.When I am I won't know who you are.I'm gonna drive a fancy car.And hang with celebs at the bar.I'll have money so I'll get paid.I'll have booty so I'll...Read Full Lyrics

Little boy on a respirator.Dolphin stuck in a elevator.Hippie cooking up ramen noodles.Yuppie beating up her poodle.Little girl's mom frying her eggs.She's crying in her room cause...Read Full Lyrics

Flowers and smiles, Linoleum tiles. It's what I think of you.Is it you, or is it me? I really don't cause it's leprosy.I hate bell peppers.Everybody hates bell peppers.Who here hat...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I don't wanna grow up, cause I'm a trailer trash kid.Oh there's a million trailer parks that I, I could play in.From Castle Lake to K.O.A, there's a million trailer parks, there...Read Full Lyrics

I like pretty flowers.Bunnies make me smile.Pink's my favorite colorBig green crocodilesBabysit my puppy(puppy)Muppets my favorite show.(muppet)Got my tamagotchi(Haki Hito)Rudolph ...Read Full Lyrics

Stay away, stay away from me.Stay away, stay away from me.Stay away, stay away from me.Stay away, goodbye.Ronnie Reagan, rapes Chris Fagan.Ronnie Reagan, rapes Chris Fagan.Ronnie R...Read Full Lyrics

Please help my brother, he's on a respirator. In Ontario Canada. Wo oh oh ohPlease help my brother, he's on a respirator In Ontario Canada. Wo oh oh ohPlease Mr. record executive, ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't do drugs, they're bad for youDon't do drugs, they're bad for youDon't do drugs, they're bad for youWhen you do drugs it hurts me too.Drugs KillDrugs KillDrugs KillDrugs KillD...Read Full Lyrics

See you on a friday night.Hanging out with Mr. Right.He's so popular, he's so bitchin'.I bet his penis is atleast 10 inches.That's it, that's it...I don't love you anymoreI'd rathe...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, your mom's so fine, don't call me lame.And I want to have sex with her at the soccer game.So soccer mom, can I please be your man.Will you take me away in your mini vanSoccer...Read Full Lyrics