Don't do Drugs Lyrics

See you on a friday night.Hanging out with Mr. Right.He's so popular, he's so bitchin'.I bet his penis is atleast 10 inches.That's it, that's it...I don't love you anymoreI'd rathe...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, your mom's so fine, don't call me lame.And I want to have sex with her at the soccer game.So soccer mom, can I please be your man.Will you take me away in your mini vanSoccer...Read Full Lyrics

Well I stole our billygoat from a clown.Then that clown chased us all around town.He chased us good and he chased us well.His favorite movie is the movie Nell.Well I taught my bill...Read Full Lyrics

And I know how you hate my guts.But tonight I supplied the sluts and I even bought you a beer.So will you please be my friend, or at least we can pretend.That you really want me he...Read Full Lyrics

The chemical equation test pissed me off.So I marched into my band nerd loft.Threw my satchel up over my head.Checked my calculator and it was dead.Is it the batteries or is it the...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I wish that I had a hemp necklace. So then I could be really cool.Oh I wish that I had a hemp neclace. So then I could be like everybody at my schoolOh I wish that my daddy boug...Read Full Lyrics

I've got this little problem called insecurity.Cause all the girls they laugh, when they go down on me.And I know my penis is small.(too small for you)And I know my penis is smallA...Read Full Lyrics

What? You wanna mess with me? I dont think so! Go back on the porch little boy!Hey you, you better fear, cause death and destruction is near.Its coming through your city or town, w...Read Full Lyrics

Fat kids need James Hetfield.Fat kids need Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet.Fat kids, they need Jason Newstead.Cliff Burton is dead.I had a friend, he was a heavy metal singer.He did a ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't go on dates.That's why I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate.And everynight I think about you and I don't know what to do.When I open my y...Read Full Lyrics