What's wrong with my puppy? Lyrics

Stay away, stay away from me.Stay away, stay away from me.Stay away, stay away from me.Stay away, goodbye.Ronnie Reagan, rapes Chris Fagan.Ronnie Reagan, rapes Chris Fagan.Ronnie R...Read Full Lyrics

Please help my brother, he's on a respirator. In Ontario Canada. Wo oh oh ohPlease help my brother, he's on a respirator In Ontario Canada. Wo oh oh ohPlease Mr. record executive, ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't do drugs, they're bad for youDon't do drugs, they're bad for youDon't do drugs, they're bad for youWhen you do drugs it hurts me too.Drugs KillDrugs KillDrugs KillDrugs KillD...Read Full Lyrics

See you on a friday night.Hanging out with Mr. Right.He's so popular, he's so bitchin'.I bet his penis is atleast 10 inches.That's it, that's it...I don't love you anymoreI'd rathe...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, your mom's so fine, don't call me lame.And I want to have sex with her at the soccer game.So soccer mom, can I please be your man.Will you take me away in your mini vanSoccer...Read Full Lyrics

Well I stole our billygoat from a clown.Then that clown chased us all around town.He chased us good and he chased us well.His favorite movie is the movie Nell.Well I taught my bill...Read Full Lyrics

And I know how you hate my guts.But tonight I supplied the sluts and I even bought you a beer.So will you please be my friend, or at least we can pretend.That you really want me he...Read Full Lyrics

The chemical equation test pissed me off.So I marched into my band nerd loft.Threw my satchel up over my head.Checked my calculator and it was dead.Is it the batteries or is it the...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I wish that I had a hemp necklace. So then I could be really cool.Oh I wish that I had a hemp neclace. So then I could be like everybody at my schoolOh I wish that my daddy boug...Read Full Lyrics

I've got this little problem called insecurity.Cause all the girls they laugh, when they go down on me.And I know my penis is small.(too small for you)And I know my penis is smallA...Read Full Lyrics