Neighborhood Sniper Lyrics

You've been watching all of us on T.V., and you're listening to our first ever CD,you probably think you've heard this song before.Sounds familiar in certain places, a bit like All...Read Full Lyrics

There was a time when I lookedall clean and waif like eating healthy with a diet cokeBut now I've put weight on and I've become a porkerand it does not look like I'll get a blokeBu...Read Full Lyrics

Come around for tea, let's have a mealIt will be greatI'll cook the food, you bring the wineSee you at eightI want pasta (I want pasta)Is that okay (is that okay)Then if you're goo...Read Full Lyrics

If I didn't eat I'd be able to see my feetBut I do love my food and that why I am overweightAnd I will always love food, will always love foodOh food food my darling food mmmmChoco...Read Full Lyrics

Got out the taxi, in the station, in the cityLooking for a hotel that was .. neat and prettyMy father said, boy, those northerners up thereYou'd better use the phrase 'Ayup' and do...Read Full Lyrics

I wake up in my bedSit up and scratch my headGet up and have a peeThen have a cup of teaI go and run a bathAnd have a real laughJump in and have a washAnd think oh my goshWhat am I...Read Full Lyrics

She's dyslexicShe measures everything in metricand she owns a scalextricand she plays all dayshe's an acerher flat is tidy every things in placeafor breakfast she has a whisky chas...Read Full Lyrics

Slip inside your HMV'Cause though we can't seeOur new albumLots of really good songsBut you cram them all onIt really is good fun'Cause I can sing about my flatOn another I do a du...Read Full Lyrics

If you like to go outFar and wide and aboutI've something for youMeet the birds in the treesLive on fresh garden peasIt's no lie, it's trueLeave the family behindDon't worry they w...Read Full Lyrics

I got two pale hands and I got a knife and fork,I've had enough of meat don't want any pork.Feelings in my tummy sending signals to my brain,I'm craving for another plate of fish a...Read Full Lyrics