Revelations Lyrics

Burning house! Burning house!The attic was in flames -- the whole house was on fire!The fire department couldn't get to the house -- they had a flat tire!The neighbors on the lawn ...Read Full Lyrics

Codes of conduct in the northlandAre unacceptable in the SouthSuch a skill with a spatulaI was born with one in my mouthI was born in South DakotaI was born on the wrong side of th...Read Full Lyrics

Enter the forty-nine gates of uncleanlinessSaid she, hoisting up her skirtI held my breath against her fetidnessAs I gazed upon the swinish flirtI worked like a mule down in the pi...Read Full Lyrics

Well there are babesAnd there are more babesAnd there's a whole lotta chicks in this old worldBut there's only one bitch in this world for meAnd you baby,Well you're my number one ...Read Full Lyrics

Lupus took the life of Flannery O'ConnorShe wrote many books before death came upon herShe wrote a story about an old man from the SouthWho could make Negroes work without too much...Read Full Lyrics

I am the one who can raise the hairs on the necks of innocent menI come from Toledo, but now I live in DavenportOne of the quad cities, if you know where that isI have a job to do,...Read Full Lyrics

On the television a ship was sinkingIt seemed so real but it was just a movieMade by Irwin Allen (my, what a relief)And on this ship was Ernest BorgnineBrave in the face of certain...Read Full Lyrics

Nobody knows the trouble I've seenNobody knows my sorrowAll my dreams down the flushGlory hallelujahWalk a mile in my shoesAnd you'll get athletes footI ride an old paintHe's the v...Read Full Lyrics

Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Jack HornerHere in this, the pickle barrel of life, I'm painted into a cornerThey say that a man's home is his castle, so this hollo...Read Full Lyrics

I've never felt this close to a woman beforeI've never felt so closeI want to give you the gift of my loveI gotta know somethingIf you're going to be my lady tonightThere's free lo...Read Full Lyrics