New Rocket Lyrics

This nurse's fett have kicked some asses. The school is pregnant with a senior class.Where sometimes insects crawl through molasses, sometimes little children eat glass.Nobody care...Read Full Lyrics

Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,By the shores of Big Snake Lake.Though your swings are rusty,We know they'll never break.Kearney: Louder! Faster!Campers: From your gleaming mess...Read Full Lyrics

Sex weeks after graduation on a ride thumbed down -- Love CanalMidwestern civilizationWhat do you mean I should have thought of that before? I'm thinking of it now.T-minus twenty-o...Read Full Lyrics

Him and all his animals know where the fuck Wall Drug is.The stupid looks on all these faces, like the dust kicked up by jackalopes is never going to stop.Him and all his animals w...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson!He's the greatest guy in history,From the, town of Springfield!He's about to hit a chestnut tree!Waaaah!...Read Full Lyrics

The break will not release you, nor make it easy on you. The ache has come to beat you, the cake to eat you.But that's a beautiful head of hair and a flawless set of teeth.So how m...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus: O whacking day, o whacking day,Our hallowed snake-skull cracking day.Soprano: We'll break their backs,Gouge out their eyes,Their evil hearts,We'll pulverise.Chorus: O whack...Read Full Lyrics

Remember what you want isn't what you get. Measure it in numbers, measure it in shit.The penny burns a hole in your pocket...Your good's a gift certificate for seven shitting kids....Read Full Lyrics

Rachel (spoken): This is a love song about dude I met in a sleazy motel...A dude named God!Rachel: In a motel room in Delacroix,I was drinking like a Dartsmouth boy,and thinkin' 'b...Read Full Lyrics

Well Mr. Burns had done it,The power plant had won it,With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the...Read Full Lyrics