No Hard Feelings Lyrics

I get bombed much like pearl harbor The price is white right and I'm bob barker This is your brain on drugs This is your brain on jackie onassis All you crotch goblins can kiss our...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy pop's not pooper not a pauper but a popper And I got more pop than orville redenbacher I gots more gravy than the whole gravy train When I'm kooky going loopy like a man insa...Read Full Lyrics

We are "cop rock" we are screech We are Z. Cavaricci We are laser removed Tasmanian devil tattoos We are third string we are puck We are special people's club We are the half shir...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going to africa yes ma'am I'm a brick waas president licoln okay? Mitten There's a dog in the vent chicken necks? I pick ken griffey jr. I fell out 2 times I'm pedaling backwar...Read Full Lyrics

The Blood Hounds records called One Fierce Beer Coaster And on the front of the record there's a picture of a beer coaster So the record looks like a beer coaster Ho ho ho ho That'...Read Full Lyrics

So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feeling Got your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling Now I'm wheeling dealing stealing johnny's apple seed...Read Full Lyrics

Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me ...Read Full Lyrics

[sigh] Uhh.. that was creepy. I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out uv my own ass, Or scour my boobies off with a rusty sos pad, Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood [gigg...Read Full Lyrics

Nothing, heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong I found, bedazzled with gems, brushes ever so gently against some boobs! I guess it's hard to believe that one man, Could hav...Read Full Lyrics

Baby Yeah The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love Tell her daddy The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp Mmm, it's a mind blower But now baby I miss ya...Read Full Lyrics