Ralph Wiggum Lyrics

The Blood Hounds records called One Fierce Beer Coaster And on the front of the record there's a picture of a beer coaster So the record looks like a beer coaster Ho ho ho ho That'...Read Full Lyrics

So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feeling Got your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling Now I'm wheeling dealing stealing johnny's apple seed...Read Full Lyrics

Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me ...Read Full Lyrics

[sigh] Uhh.. that was creepy. I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out uv my own ass, Or scour my boobies off with a rusty sos pad, Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood [gigg...Read Full Lyrics

Nothing, heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong I found, bedazzled with gems, brushes ever so gently against some boobs! I guess it's hard to believe that one man, Could hav...Read Full Lyrics

Baby Yeah The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love Tell her daddy The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp Mmm, it's a mind blower But now baby I miss ya...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an...Read Full Lyrics

[Vocals: Jimmy Pop] What's the harm in going over just to say "Hello" She is beautiful, you're a zombie from the Thriller video Voice in my head, why do you sound like Billy M...Read Full Lyrics

[Jimmy Pop:] Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith! [Dj Q-Ball:] That don't rhyme. [Jimmy Pop:] Drats. [both laugh]...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed Not a quote of what he ...Read Full Lyrics