Right Turn Clyde Lyrics

[sigh] Uhh.. that was creepy. I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out uv my own ass, Or scour my boobies off with a rusty sos pad, Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood [gigg...Read Full Lyrics

Nothing, heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong I found, bedazzled with gems, brushes ever so gently against some boobs! I guess it's hard to believe that one man, Could hav...Read Full Lyrics

Baby Yeah The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love Tell her daddy The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp Mmm, it's a mind blower But now baby I miss ya...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an...Read Full Lyrics

[Vocals: Jimmy Pop] What's the harm in going over just to say "Hello" She is beautiful, you're a zombie from the Thriller video Voice in my head, why do you sound like Billy M...Read Full Lyrics

[Jimmy Pop:] Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith! [Dj Q-Ball:] That don't rhyme. [Jimmy Pop:] Drats. [both laugh]...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed Not a quote of what he ...Read Full Lyrics

Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own? The new things 10, shit, 9, fuck, 8,...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had...Read Full Lyrics

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate yo...Read Full Lyrics