No Pun Intended Lyrics

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to...Read Full Lyrics

Just stop while you're aheadYou can't pretendit's all so hopelessI'm sure you aren't yet deadit's in your headyou still can help itC'monYou act like you're so tiredlike you have tr...Read Full Lyrics

He's gonna blow you away (x2)Tomorrow will be like yesterdayHe's gonna blow you away (x2)He's gonna blow you away He's gonna blow you away He's gonna blow you away...Read Full Lyrics

Last weekI flew to San Diego to see my auntieon day one I met her hot stepdaughtershe's a cheerleader, she's a virgin and she's really dumbas she stepped out of her massive car,I c...Read Full Lyrics

Youre just 19 But already the bichiest queen Your rooms a mess Im not impressed But damn you have The cutest dress The worlds not fait You just cant deal with your despair Aspirin...Read Full Lyrics

One thing you'll learn you can betit's that love is as good as it getsand you'll get more if you give itYou can say that love's not really thereand pretend that you dont really car...Read Full Lyrics

Straight motherfuckin ballinPart two, still ballinWestside[Verse One: 2Pac]Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin on the...Read Full Lyrics

I was taking compass bearings for the Ordinance SurveyOn an army training camp on Salisbury plain,I had packed up my theodolite, was calling it a day,When I heard a voice that sang...Read Full Lyrics

Peek-a-Boo, I can't see you,Everything must be grand.Boo-ka-Pee, they can't see me,As long as I've got me head in the sand.Peek-a-Boo, it may be true,There's something in what you'...Read Full Lyrics

Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros muchIf you ask the reason why,They will tell you because of his scaly touchOr his hard and glittering eye;But should you ask a truthful man You will ...Read Full Lyrics