No Substitute Lyrics

There are times when you get suckered in By drugs, and alcohol, and s** with women(mmmkay) But it's when you do these things too much That you've become an addict, and must get bac...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Garrison- ok children gather round, since Eric Cartman can't seem To remember the words to Oh Holy Night we are gonna try a little shock Theripy, I'm gonna give one of you this...Read Full Lyrics

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum.. [O Fir Tree, O Fir Tree..] Wie grun sind deine Blatter. [As green as your leaves.] O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum.. [O Fir Tree, O Fir Tree..] Wie grun sin...Read Full Lyrics

Santa Claus is on his way Loading goodies on his sleigh Drop 'em off on Christmas Day And I sing 'Howdy Ho! ' Kyle: Mr Hankey! Ssh, i'll get in trouble! Folks will gather 'round t...Read Full Lyrics

Terrance: Fick dich und halt's Maul, Onkelficker! Alter Schwanzlutscher, Arschlecker, Onkelficker! Du bist ein Onkelficker, gib's doch zu, Keiner fickt Onkels so wie du! Phillip: F...Read Full Lyrics

Chef: Hello there, children! Children: Hey, Chef Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef: Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here You gotta be askin' me questons th...Read Full Lyrics

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree Sexual Harassment Panda! Who explains sexual harassment to you and me Sexual Harassment Panda! Don't say that don't touch there Don't b...Read Full Lyrics

Baby, you know you're the one for me And all that I want to be is.. You, and me, and Her, Simultaneous! You and me, and Her, Simultaneous lovin' baby! Two or three, Simultaneous, O...Read Full Lyrics

I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna have myself a time. (Stan+Kyle) Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation. I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna leave my woes beh...Read Full Lyrics

Stockings are hung on the chimney And the presents are under the tree. And Mamma's in the kitchen Making some herbal tea. Windows are covered in frost And the candles are all aligh...Read Full Lyrics