Onkelficker Lyrics

Chef: Hello there, children! Children: Hey, Chef Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef: Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here You gotta be askin' me questons th...Read Full Lyrics

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree Sexual Harassment Panda! Who explains sexual harassment to you and me Sexual Harassment Panda! Don't say that don't touch there Don't b...Read Full Lyrics

Baby, you know you're the one for me And all that I want to be is.. You, and me, and Her, Simultaneous! You and me, and Her, Simultaneous lovin' baby! Two or three, Simultaneous, O...Read Full Lyrics

I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna have myself a time. (Stan+Kyle) Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation. I'm goin' down to South Park Gonna leave my woes beh...Read Full Lyrics

Stockings are hung on the chimney And the presents are under the tree. And Mamma's in the kitchen Making some herbal tea. Windows are covered in frost And the candles are all aligh...Read Full Lyrics

We're all special in our own way Everybody's different, but that's okay! Cos even though we might have different colored skin Different point of views, be it tall or thin It doesn'...Read Full Lyrics

Part 1: There's the Girl that I like.. Now more than ever, she give me butterflies She makes my stomach queezy every time she walks by.. I know I can be cool if I try. Part 2: The...Read Full Lyrics

[Mr Garrison] Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2? C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde? [Clyde] 12? [Mr Garris...Read Full Lyrics

Mall Employee: What kinda song do you want? J Lo: Something hot and spicy! *Country/Rock Music* J Lo: Spicier! *Beach Music* J Lo: Spicier! *Mexican Music* J Lo: Burrito taco taco!...Read Full Lyrics

(kyle) I have a litle dradle I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready With dradle I shall play O, dradle dradle dradle I made you out of clay Dradle dradle dradle with dra...Read Full Lyrics