South Park Theme Lyrics

Stockings are hung on the chimney And the presents are under the tree. And Mamma's in the kitchen Making some herbal tea. Windows are covered in frost And the candles are all aligh...Read Full Lyrics

We're all special in our own way Everybody's different, but that's okay! Cos even though we might have different colored skin Different point of views, be it tall or thin It doesn'...Read Full Lyrics

Part 1: There's the Girl that I like.. Now more than ever, she give me butterflies She makes my stomach queezy every time she walks by.. I know I can be cool if I try. Part 2: The...Read Full Lyrics

[Mr Garrison] Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2? C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde? [Clyde] 12? [Mr Garris...Read Full Lyrics

Mall Employee: What kinda song do you want? J Lo: Something hot and spicy! *Country/Rock Music* J Lo: Spicier! *Beach Music* J Lo: Spicier! *Mexican Music* J Lo: Burrito taco taco!...Read Full Lyrics

(kyle) I have a litle dradle I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready With dradle I shall play O, dradle dradle dradle I made you out of clay Dradle dradle dradle with dra...Read Full Lyrics

Canadians: Follow the only road, Follow the only road, To go anywhere in Canada we Just follow the only road, There's only one raod in Canada We call it the road, the only road, Hi...Read Full Lyrics

Kyle: Ok, Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show You how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a dreidle: You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song: I h...Read Full Lyrics

I think I know the answer Mr. Garison Me mme mme me me mme mme Shut up fat boy! Hey! Don't call me fat you fuckin' Jew! Eric, did you just say the F-word? Jew? No. He's talkin' abo...Read Full Lyrics

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games.. And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree.. Or leave water out for Rudolph Cos th...Read Full Lyrics