No Such Thing As Love Lyrics

Fresh mist on the morning and tears in my eyes I'm back for the dawning of Donegal skies My life in the city seems light years away When I see the Blue Mountains from Ballybofey Wh...Read Full Lyrics

Oit, rotten hat Where'd you get that haircut? Brent Cross Shopping Centre? I bet your mother feeds you with a catapult Oh, Mr. Shagnasty A bit of give and take You call me a divvy...Read Full Lyrics

One looks for happiness One longs to find a partner One knows that nowadays One love will be the answer One sees a crazy world One needs a fresh perspective One comes to realise O...Read Full Lyrics

New digs and prospects of a job New digs and prospects Have I been half interested 'till now? Breath and armpits stink For Christ's sake please stay sweet The ever present threat ...Read Full Lyrics

Arseholes, bastards fucking cunts and pricks Aerosole, the bricks A lawless brat from a council flat oh, oh A little bit of this and a little bit of that oh, oh Dirty tricks From...Read Full Lyrics

Who's got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes at the Royal Academy for Jack-the-lademy? Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of Useful Knowledge He plays his...Read Full Lyrics

I took a sudden notion To go down to the ocean I'd got my sun-tan lotion My flippers and my mask In proper distribution Of fully-formed ablutions Formed an ocean of pollution In w...Read Full Lyrics

When me and Pam Are hand in hand We make a lovely pair But when we fight Her awful spite Is more than I can bear She gives me the business, I loose all self control The curseof fi...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lur...Read Full Lyrics

My mother's heart and soul Have gone halfway up the pole My father's on the dole This is taking its toll My friend Bert is much too old And his dog's beyond control Though it somet...Read Full Lyrics