Nostalgia For An Age That Never Existed Lyrics

Aping urbanity Oozing with vanity Plump as a manatee Faking humanity Journalistic calamity Intellectual inanity Fox News insanity You're a profanity, Hannity Hannity H...Read Full Lyrics

When you jump At the sight of your neighbour Arm yourselves against them instead Stiffened up like a porcupine, Oh yeah Welcome to Panicland Doncha know it's a trap Feel it snap T...Read Full Lyrics

Your least favorite video game Is about to come to life Homeless hordes crash downtown barriers Desks are flying through the glass Precious software everywhere Sorcerer's apprenti...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations We will travel every nation With my ...Read Full Lyrics

If Stewart talked, what would he say? Enough to keep you here ten more years Where we shock ya with our 'therapy' Throw the switch on your fantasies With our little electronic rin...Read Full Lyrics

Believe me, if I were dicator You know what I'd do! ? Come to think of it, There's a problem there For aspiring tyrants like me and you... Ever wonder what it'd really be like To ...Read Full Lyrics

(birds chirping) (chanting) (water drop and evil laughing) As I submit the new world grows in Six, I cover myself with lamb skin Black family, fine point to win That again, prophec...Read Full Lyrics

Monogrammed toilet paper rollers that sing Ever wonder who would buy these things? The ones with plastic Santas in their yards And custom license plates no one understands Strengt...Read Full Lyrics

Give me an "M"-M! Give me an "A"-A! Give me a "U"-you! Give me an "L"-L! Give me your money - Sure! What's that spell? - Mall What's that spell? - Shopping Mall 'Scuse me Pardon m...Read Full Lyrics

Lost the vote, but god elected me I'm never wrong kuz he speaks through me I'm the baddest hombre around Minded by my Uncle Dick So dumb I thought I was President Meet the Terror o...Read Full Lyrics