Not Even Married Lyrics

Well, he's got a big white smile And the cotton shirt to match He'll talk about the weather On his digital watch He forwards funny emails Pics of a dog wearing a dress Ligh...Read Full Lyrics

I've got something to tell you I hope you don't take it wrong You've got a secret admirer And I think he's writing a song He's a mysterious guy alright I'll give you a clue ...Read Full Lyrics

Take both thumbs and dig them in Stop my flesh from tightening Rub my back like a champion Grind your palm into my spine Weigh me down and re-align Crack my neck, it's worth...Read Full Lyrics

Lately I've been gazing at stars Ohh, the wishes will only go so far I want someone to read my mind Ohh, to hold my hand and vaporize I teleport it's lots of fun Ohh, when i...Read Full Lyrics

I slept for eight hours and woke up tired Thought about my desires that I'm too nervous to try I looked in the mirror, some blemishes I can't hide I drank a cold glass of water ...Read Full Lyrics

When you're living life in total disarray Couch doubles as a laundry pile, 'til mom takes it away Half a dozen years in college: extended vacation stay When it comes to the rest...Read Full Lyrics

So you wanna tell me that I'm lazy? I'm really just your laid-back man So you're trying to find where the spark went? Well I'll get around to that when I can Take all my faults and...Read Full Lyrics

Promenade, the jogger Piece of cake, racquetball Hiking trip, the jogger Whole foods matching outfit Ford explorer, the jogger Water bottle, entertainment unit Retirement p...Read Full Lyrics

You know I've got an ugly twin He looks just like me, he's got a stupid grin He always follows me, he knows where I've been When he's around you know I just can't win I've got a na...Read Full Lyrics

I’ve been described as good Some have even said great What have I done To deserve such a fate It just sure seems to be Quite an easy bet Those we adore just haven't spill...Read Full Lyrics