Walk in the party with my dick in my hand
Then straight to the bathroom with my dick in my hand
You wanna step up? I got the brick in my hand
Then leave your ass face down with my ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Ah, The Oakland Coliseum
Its's 1988 and the season's going well
I'm at the height of my career
So why do I feel sad?
These days don't recognize my own face in the mirror
I'm a mon...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Picture this, we up in the Gold's Gym pumpin'
Perfecting the science of straight lifting somethin'
On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep
Gonna spray the whole bench press up with...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Got Oakleys on my face to keep the sun from coming in
I'm swinging at the ball and that's a double homonym
Ain't no one that can touch me, I got trouble cuddlin'
In the forty-forty...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
It's just over there, José
Whoa, this IHOP is goin' off!
Sure is, look at all those people in the parking lot
Hey, Mark, check out those guys
Hey, you, nasty freak
Shake that nas...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
My car, my house, my kid, my spouse
My team, my dream, I gots to feed the beast
My glutes, my bod, they say, "My God"
My tris, my calves, my thighs
The hits, the tags, the sex, the...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Papa did you see me hit a home run last night?
I lit the stadium on fire, I was Oakland's pride
Daddy, did you see me?
(Look what I can do, yeah)
Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Cry...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
What's up y'all?
This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb shit
I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
So excited to see her...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Yeah
It's Hunter
Stomping through the forest like a retarded Tyrannosaurus
Hunter eating beefcakes in the back-a Ford Taurus
Fuck a chorus, fuck my moms, fuck your dad, fuck this ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Decisions
This was the hardest day of my life
Should I stay or should I go?
Help me, Lord, to decide
Three blocks from home when she caught my eye
I shouldn't even be looking but ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island