Off The Hook Lyrics

Struck by lightning, sounds pretty frightening But you know the chances are so small Stuck by a bee sting, nothing but a b-thing Better chance you're gonna buy at the mall But its ...Read Full Lyrics

It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry Five days since you laughed at me saying Get that together, come back and see me Three day...Read Full Lyrics

Peterborough and the Kawarthas (Creeggan) I left you in the rain Peterborough and the Kawarthas Your reflection in the pane Peterborough and the Kawarthas Apples, pears, prunes an...Read Full Lyrics

Trying to get away From banging on the tabletops Screaming at the top of my lungs Did it in a day When any other person would have taken off For most of a month Then I had to...Read Full Lyrics

In a puddle by the trail Flips its tiny tail Just like a great big whale But smaller than a snail It's a pollywog in a bog Swims under soggy logs One day he'll be a frog Pollywog ...Read Full Lyrics

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess. There's a restaurant down the street Where hungry people lik...Read Full Lyrics

With each mistake, You either bend or break With every word I choose You only seem to bruise Powder blue always suited you, Or was your suitor too Until you're powder blue You're ...Read Full Lyrics

Just show me the venue When I'm on the menu It's personalized The life of the party I'm like Billy Barty But regular sized I guess I should explain: Your guests will go insane for ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm steve, and I'm ed, And we're barenaked ladies You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "beep, beep" Just step aside or you might end up in a heap Roadrunner roadrunner runs on ...Read Full Lyrics

Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes I come from Canada I came in first place in a nonexistent race To rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grea...Read Full Lyrics