One Man Shows Lyrics

Men and women Men are like vows, cause they are easily broken Women are like cows, cause they both have vaginas Men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up Women ar...Read Full Lyrics

All the seats at the Sunday masses, Filled with the mass's massive asses, Classes pass as fast as molasses. Ceremonial reading glasses. Read a little bit of Leviticus. All the kids...Read Full Lyrics

Hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because She is a ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear That Santa's only s'pose to come once year ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] This first song is called "A World on Fire" Ahhh!! Ahhhhh!!! This next song is a little bit longer than that one It's really sad, it's about how sad I am, it's called "Sad"...Read Full Lyrics

I love your hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it. I love your heart and you're so smart 'cause you gave away it. I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mom. But...Read Full Lyrics

She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef, They say that love is ...Read Full Lyrics

I find numbers to be fascinating and more specifically than numbers I find statistics so...enlightening. You know, thought-provoking even. So I've gathered some here and these are ...Read Full Lyrics

We got a little serious there. I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting", And we're back. Do you guys like impressions? (Yeah.) "Why?" That was Socrates. Older tradition...Read Full Lyrics

Before YouTube I walked through life. And now I frollic. YouTube has been like a father to me, Except YouTube's not an alcholic. Before YouTube I was just a skinny white kid, That ...Read Full Lyrics

(My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time) My show is a little bit silly, and a Little...Read Full Lyrics