Opposable Thumbs Lyrics

Would you like to take a bite of this reality sandwich?...Read Full Lyrics

I am, dehorned, by, ego-driven,Evil women, who, disturb, my peaceful living,Even though, I countered her, every eye flutter,My confident, pimp game, is reduced, to a shy mutter,Bea...Read Full Lyrics

They want to hear good freestyling with sarcasm of Woody AllenTheir parents own oil rigsThey're just some spoiled kids who I must aim to pleaseAnd so I'm dipped in a syrup vatAnd y...Read Full Lyrics

I was in a Hip Hop hair band, when I was watching 'Yo, MTV Raps'Then I went to this CV shack... and I burned my unpublished booksAnd invented my young rugged looks, wrote a verse h...Read Full Lyrics

Let's make friendsAnd not refer to rap monikers and astronomersAnd be fun-lovingI'll give you roses, about one dozenEveryone one at this party is so dumb and aloofBut you pry open ...Read Full Lyrics

By now its clearI've got computer cooties.Go so hard its like I co-starred in a Ferris Bueler Movie.You do so much,??Grobiluch?????Phillip Bluser movies???With my eyes closed shut ...Read Full Lyrics

Be real, conscious rap failed usI didn't say thatYou know, welcome to my rap jamThe top-hatted Abrahams are shoveling the raisin branIn eyeballs their bi-laws are leaping off the l...Read Full Lyrics

Number twenty-five the two-party systemic failure override buttonNo blacks, no Jews, no AsiansNumber twenty-four the Soviet Re-Union eight-by-tensNo blacks, no Jews, no AsiansNumbe...Read Full Lyrics

(I won't listenBecause I know everythingAll the time, absolutelyAnd you knew this when you fell in love with what was left of meSo let's give it another shot, young missyCome on)I ...Read Full Lyrics

I told her I'd step outside of myself for herDriverYou got thatYou're much better when you're highUh, nap in a serpent's lairYou got that perfect hair from a German heirShe thought...Read Full Lyrics