Road Ragin' Lyrics

At home, Friday night, and I'm checkin' out the Playboy Channel But it might be too much for me to handle 'Cause I start to drool as she's gettin' undressed I see a beautiful woman...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Jump Around" by House Of Pain) Pump it up, stick it in, let me begin I came and went now I live a life of sin It starts with the neighbor, she does me a favor Could go...Read Full Lyrics

Look into my headlights, stand there frozen Hit 'em and the impact of the car explodes 'em Gizzards of lizzards decorate the road While amphibians create Road Toad A La Mode I can ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna show you how I flow, here we go, are you ready? To be taken to a land made of suit and confetti Where logic is illogical and often times fought Yes, I'm talkin' 'bout my ...Read Full Lyrics

In a store full of heath food you buy the crap Twenty little fixes of cancer in a pack With a college tuition's worth of taxes placed on 'em all Russian Roulette, you and the Surge...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Jay-Z's song "Hard Knock Life"*} [Chorus:] It's a Star Trek life for us It's a Star Trek life for us! Steadda work-outs, feed my gut Steadda drivin, beam me up! It's...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of BDP's song "South Bronx"*} Many people tell me this show is pathetic But when it comes on I shake like a diabetic TV tunes in and my brain tunes out And it takes ano...Read Full Lyrics

Sittin' at home doin' nothing in particular Watchin' tv legs crossed perpendicular Tryin' real hard to retain my sanity When in walks the reason I gave up on humanity Five foot eig...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Long is a man unique in his kind He's a Chinese superhero in his own mind He thinks he's a s** god, he rarely has a date Mr. Long is a man traumatized by fate His first name is...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Prazwell's song "Ghetto Superstar"*} [Chorus:] We are superfriends, fighting 'til the end With the Wonder Twins, yes we always win Come along with us, an adventure '...Read Full Lyrics