Pour Man Lyrics

Well they call me the buzzard18wheels are rollingAnd I'm from NebraskaWith a load of the swinging swinging swinging swingingswinging swingingSeven hours to ChicagoAnd a Pinto comes...Read Full Lyrics

Many a wayward seafaring soulHas met his fate upon the nobbiesIt was on this day 7 years agothat my father was lost at seabefore he left on his journeyhe gave me some fatherly advi...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know how I got to be hereI can't remember a place as bad as thisAll is not as it appearsThe air is heavy and it smells like pissI've been nailed, I've been nailed to the fl...Read Full Lyrics

I have seen grown men break down and cryFrom just a single glimpse of her cursed beautyAnd these are tears of torment that burn on the cheeksOf each man's wretched faceDo the doWhe...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus came to me last nightHe told me many thingsHe said boy you best bewareYou've committed many sinsI said yes lord this I knowBut there is a place I'd rather goWhere things are ...Read Full Lyrics

A little man made of meatTried to get me in my sleepA little man made of meatTried to get me in my sleepBut I thank the Lord that I always sleepWith a gun under my bedI fired it on...Read Full Lyrics

Farmer Johnson got a gunAnd he's out to have a little funLook out Sally, look out BillWhen he catches you, you he'll killHere comes Momma down the highwayBang, bang, she's blown aw...Read Full Lyrics

When I was just my poppa's sonHe would beat me in the head with the butt of a gunIt was just about a mile, a mile or soDown from where the corncobs growCuz when the cotton bolls ge...Read Full Lyrics

I was born feet firstAnd it shows in the way I thinkI work at the sausage plantIt makes my clothes stinkMy old lady's name is LoisI love it when she sucks my dinkWhen we set Sonny'...Read Full Lyrics

A: Hi, Bob.B: Hi there!A: How are you?B: I'm fine! Thank you.A: What are you gonna do today?B: I'm gonna be mean to everyone!A: Oh! But not to me! I'm your friend!B: No, you're wro...Read Full Lyrics