PICKING UP Lyrics

The bags are packed lets get this plan in motion Load up the kids and head straight for the ocean My wife’s ridin’ shotgun and holdin’ my hand Gonna keep drivin’ south â...Read Full Lyrics

I know, I know that I'm in love (Yeah, baby) I know, I know that I'm in love (Say it one more time) I know, I know that I'm in love (Yeah, yeah) and you're the Only one I'm thinki...Read Full Lyrics

Beaners.... Beaners.... Beaners... Beaners.. Are Gonna Kick you in the Face...Read Full Lyrics

Feat. Johnnie Stash Hi, I'm Johnny Stash And I'm here to sing about A great American dog Black Lassie Hit it, Carl She was born in the Detroit ghetto During the riots of '65 Her...Read Full Lyrics

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribbl...Read Full Lyrics

(Cheech:) Took a walk to the corner store Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s'mores Up pulled a guy in a yellow van Shiny gold badge flashing in his hand (Chong:) He said, ...Read Full Lyrics

(Bloat, bloat on) Ladies and gentlemen Will you please welcome (Bloat, bloat on) The Fabulous Bloaters (Bloat, bloat, bloat on) (Bloat on, bloat on) Hamburger And my name is Big ...Read Full Lyrics

(Soft knocks at the door) Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff. (More knocks) Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the s...Read Full Lyrics

Feat. Alice Bowie My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's ...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny got a tingle in my bone, Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone! Heeeey Masterbater! I go a lit...Read Full Lyrics