Ping Pong with Hong Kong King Kong (A Sing Song) Lyrics

Crooked smiles, mongol eyes and a toothless grinI hate his majesty the babyHis bowels and bladder uncontrolledSitting astride a throne of nappiesAs though his shit were made of gol...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a pervert doppelgangerHe came from over the seaHe hangs around doing sexual crimesAnd the blame is getting pinned on meThe blame is getting pinned on meWhenever that perve...Read Full Lyrics

He's a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne He likes to handcuff Japanese girls hanging upside down He is rampant like the stallion He wears the gold medallion Of the Royal Order O...Read Full Lyrics

Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shit! I liked him from the moment we didn't qui...Read Full Lyrics

This is a public service announcementLadies and gentlemen, we are now enteringThe age of informationIt's perfectly safeIf we all take a few basic precautionsMay I make some observa...Read Full Lyrics

For the sensation of orgasm Civilisations must rise and fall For the sensations of orgasm We build the society of spectacle Oh these are beautiful powers And these are beautiful h...Read Full Lyrics

Seagull Screaming Kiss HerViolent Onshen GeishaElli Bitch in ZionThe most beautiful girls in JapanWith this national anthemThis patriotic songWe salute ShibuyaTokyo, JapanAll the i...Read Full Lyrics

The Tamagotchi will speak to no-one todayHe does not even read your paper anywayWe cannot guarantee he will appear at CannesAnd if he does he'll do no one-to-onesHe is asleepAnd wh...Read Full Lyrics

They have us tapedThey have us patThey are extraterrestrial, extraterritorialWhere did they come from? No one can sayOne possible explanation is that theyAre Space JewsJews from ou...Read Full Lyrics

I insert my (censored noun)Into your welcoming (omit)And ease it slowly downThe whole length of your (unfit)I begin to (taboo verb) youAs you gaze back with a smileWhich almost tri...Read Full Lyrics