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Little seas can be big seasTo the wrong or long of sightsBut the MediterraneanLooks like aspirin tonightThe Doctor told me the chemistHe had nothing for my plightsBut the Mediterra...Read Full Lyrics

Queuing with the old folkThere's and old man with a wicked smileNot through smug politenessHe's doing it in styleNo savings book or flannel slacksNo "Pardon" when I heard them askJ...Read Full Lyrics

You?ll know when romance is deadYour make up in a toolbox somewhere in the shedHis face is unshaven, the grass overgrownFrom the shed to the bed is a web you call homeYou?ll know w...Read Full Lyrics

I wasn't sure if it was Marx or Hitler that was in this yearI hadn't been to Brighton for a while so it wasn't too clearSo imagine my surprise when I opened my eyesTo find it was t...Read Full Lyrics

White teeth, white teethTalent is rugged determinationSkill is a little more dullGenius buggers straight conversationMakes sure that it's ass is fullSo good looking people don't wr...Read Full Lyrics

There's a boy with a brace across his teethWhite socks, tattooed underneathBus tickets crunched up in his palmStood there he's spinning a yarnThere's a girl with a plastic pair of ...Read Full Lyrics

Jack confides in CatherineThat he?s filing for divorceCatherine gives her promiseTo keep it secret but of courseAs soon as backs are turned in soapsThey?re sharpening their clawsMe...Read Full Lyrics

She'd brought along the orangesHe'd brought the teaThey'd both brought along a sick-bag just in caseThe plate of chicken sandwichesWere lovely they agreedAnd I watched him spit the...Read Full Lyrics

I'm walking through these pasturesI'm picking up sweet fruitI'm shaking hands with peopleThat previously I'd shootBut nothing will dissuade meNothing will diluteI want to executeI ...Read Full Lyrics

Well the dice that I roll never seems to land on sixAnd that 48 card pack is short of some of my old tricksThe horse I bet on all those years agoIs probably still running round the...Read Full Lyrics