Pyjamas Lyrics

You used to be part of the scenery But now I know your name. And my mind wonders what my hands would do To make sure that you came. She hardly said a word again tonight. I threw a...Read Full Lyrics

You'd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and I'd always planned to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book. The place was marked and it was there in blue a...Read Full Lyrics

Sit by me silently and brush my beard. No mess to mop up from the bed today. Will we sit next door and watch the soaps? We've nothing to do and we've nothing to say. Oh, when you g...Read Full Lyrics

The greek sun made you lovely but attacked me with it's rays. I fell asleep and burned so badly I could barely move for the first few days. The girls in front all lay topless - I d...Read Full Lyrics

The ugly tattooed swingers euphemise and call their mucky hobby "trysts," But if I saw another man touch you, I'd break his fucking wrists Monogamy's not natural, we can't survive,...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, she always used to be the same. She'd be loose with a straight dark facial frame. And now the things that used to turn me off, I find endearing. And they laugh behind the trees...Read Full Lyrics

If I could always be eighteen. You could always be eight. We'd draw monsters on your walls. I'll keep you up too late. 'cause getting served in pubs Isn't all it's cracked up to b...Read Full Lyrics

You've always thought the first time Was that night on the boat. Cramped up in the bottom bunk While she slept up above. I suppose it's more glamorous Out at sea under the moon In...Read Full Lyrics

It doesn't matter how hard you try to deny What I can see clearly with my drinking eye. You know I never stop until I see you cry, Make you insist through snot and tears that you'd...Read Full Lyrics

The first time you're unfaithful won't be the worse time you're unfaithful. It will probably just be a kiss with a stranger when you're on the piss. But next time, you might fuck h...Read Full Lyrics