Socially Awkward Penguin Lyrics

[Jimmy Pop:] Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith! [Dj Q-Ball:] That don't rhyme. [Jimmy Pop:] Drats. [both laugh]...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed Not a quote of what he ...Read Full Lyrics

Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own? The new things 10, shit, 9, fuck, 8,...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had...Read Full Lyrics

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate yo...Read Full Lyrics

You can get with this or you can get with that You can get with this or you can get with that You can get with this or you can get with that I think you'll get with this for this i...Read Full Lyrics

"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Playing star again on a steel horse I ride anywhere I roam With my eye on filling my palm With a titty from a city where I'm strumming a song Poorly but surely the...Read Full Lyrics

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm quite the sped, I never shred Not cool (Not cool) But my bros all call me Itch (With the silent B) But that spells Bitch (Fits you perfectly) Chaz Bono dickba...Read Full Lyrics