Rapid City, South Dakota Lyrics

(Kinky Friedman, Panama Red) Jesus said to Pilate, "Remember the Golden Rule: Love thy neighbor, don't you step on my blue suede shoes." Pilate, he said to Jesus, "Hey, you know t...Read Full Lyrics

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Jacob climbed the ladder, climbed it to the sky, Said, people, what's the matter ? Heaven ain't so high, People, heaven ain't so high, When you got the shield, You got the shi...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) They say that even jesus hates a loser And when you die you go to hockey hell And when your soul gets sent down, There'll be the devil skatin' round And an interv...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman, roger friedman) And I'd ride the silver eagle to the last town on the line, Railroad ties are not my friend the only ties that bind. Just watch the troubled count...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Faded jaded falling cowboy star, Pawnshops itching for your old guitar. Where you're going, God only knows, The sequins have fallen from your clothes. Once you he...Read Full Lyrics

(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) She climbed the stairs that mornin' Found him rather pale His eyes they were the color Of half-drunk ginger ale. Faithful as a Magnavox Hung-up on a ...Read Full Lyrics

He was sitting up there for more than an hour, Way up there on the texas tower Shooting from the twenty-seventh floor. yahoo! He didn't choke or slash or slit them, Not our cha...Read Full Lyrics

He was just an old-time preacher on the ol' time radio But they never learn to listen till they lived enough to know. I used to walk out on that porch when mama'd turn the durn t...Read Full Lyrics

Well, the boogie man Gonna get you and Snatch you up and whip you off to boogie land. If you don't watch out He'll make you scream and shout, He the boogie man. He the boogie...Read Full Lyrics