The Gospel Accordin' To John Lyrics

Well, the boogie man Gonna get you and Snatch you up and whip you off to boogie land. If you don't watch out He'll make you scream and shout, He the boogie man. He the boogie...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman, van dyke parks) An l.a. coke-dealer, a georgia faith-healer A boy scout and a junked-out joan of arc And they've all come together through life's stormy weather T...Read Full Lyrics

(grady cole & hazel cole, kinky friedman) Only a tramp was lazarus' sad fate He who lay down by the rich man' s gate. He begged for some crumbs from the rich man to eat, He was on...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Oh, I didn't write this song for fortunes made of money, I only came along just to sing it to you, honey. I've dreamed around the bend, I've looked behind the sky...Read Full Lyrics

(Kinky Friedman) Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear. "They oughta send you back to Ru...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Walking on the ragged streets of time A man is asking if there is a dime Someone can spare. No one pays him any mind, But surely someone sees him there a-crying W...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Just a small-town girl Till you learned to twirl Then you set the world on fire Like a drive-in cinderella In a chevy named desire So leave your teddy-bear At the...Read Full Lyrics

He was born in oklahoma His wife's name is betty jo thelma liz. He's not responsible for what he's doing; His mother made him what he is. And it's up against the wall redneck...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, from the great atlantic ocean to the wide pacific shore, From the green ol' glowing mountains to the hills of labrador She's long and tall and handsome, she's known quite wel...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I pulled into dallat on a cold december day Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon cafe, Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray, But she couldn't b...Read Full Lyrics