Sold American Lyrics

(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) She climbed the stairs that mornin' Found him rather pale His eyes they were the color Of half-drunk ginger ale. Faithful as a Magnavox Hung-up on a ...Read Full Lyrics

He was sitting up there for more than an hour, Way up there on the texas tower Shooting from the twenty-seventh floor. yahoo! He didn't choke or slash or slit them, Not our cha...Read Full Lyrics

He was just an old-time preacher on the ol' time radio But they never learn to listen till they lived enough to know. I used to walk out on that porch when mama'd turn the durn t...Read Full Lyrics

Well, the boogie man Gonna get you and Snatch you up and whip you off to boogie land. If you don't watch out He'll make you scream and shout, He the boogie man. He the boogie...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman, van dyke parks) An l.a. coke-dealer, a georgia faith-healer A boy scout and a junked-out joan of arc And they've all come together through life's stormy weather T...Read Full Lyrics

(grady cole & hazel cole, kinky friedman) Only a tramp was lazarus' sad fate He who lay down by the rich man' s gate. He begged for some crumbs from the rich man to eat, He was on...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Oh, I didn't write this song for fortunes made of money, I only came along just to sing it to you, honey. I've dreamed around the bend, I've looked behind the sky...Read Full Lyrics

(Kinky Friedman) Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear. "They oughta send you back to Ru...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Walking on the ragged streets of time A man is asking if there is a dime Someone can spare. No one pays him any mind, But surely someone sees him there a-crying W...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Just a small-town girl Till you learned to twirl Then you set the world on fire Like a drive-in cinderella In a chevy named desire So leave your teddy-bear At the...Read Full Lyrics